filchyboy
From Google earth I can see my cars.
Everyone here looks the same.
Godmother
Gasoline has melted the soles of my shoes.
Good news: I found the missing wallet. Bad news: car won’t start again.
At the college fair. Too many people, too much noise. How anyone is supposed to study in this escapes me.
Today Benice. Tomorrow the world.
I am ill. My car is broken down at the side of the road. Fml.
I do not like green eggs and ham Sam I Am.
